WASHINGTON—Exhibiting a growing sense of panic as screens lit up with rumors and speculation about potential candidates, the ...

WASHINGTON—Their raucous cheers plunging to near pin-drop silence in a manner of seconds, presumptive Senate Majority Leader ...

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WASHINGTON—In a move he claimed was essential to maintaining domestic security, President Donald Trump formally designated poll watchers as the seventh branch of the U.S. military this week. “I am ...

With any interest or passion dissolving from her face the moment her son started to recount his favorite arc from the 2006 shōnen series, local mother Debra Carlisle was reportedly spotted Saturday ...

DETROIT—Saying time was rapidly running out for candidates in her party to do the right thing, Rep. Haley Stevens (D-MI) threatened Monday to endorse a Republican every hour until her demands were met ...

WASHINGTON—Saying the gesture would boost his party’s electoral prospects at a crucial moment, Republicans have been ...

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As the race for control of Congress heats up, politicians on both sides of the aisle are making their case to the American ...

Even after 250 years of government of the people, by the people, and for the people, democracy remains a hotly contested ...

The Milwaukee Brewers clinched the World Series title over the Tampa Bay Rays in five games, marking the first championship in the franchise’s 57-year history. What do you think?

The brief moment proving to be all that was necessary to completely eviscerate her self image, area woman Alena Reese reportedly had years of learning to love herself undone Monday by a single glimpse ...